Victorian Tumblr Themes

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

kryptoniccity:

annoyeed:

I want that slow sex. Where we’re in bed and I’m half asleep and you kiss my neck and back and you slide off my clothes slowly, waking me up with your lips on mine…….

Yes please…

"Why am I so changed? Why does my blood rush into a hell of tumult at a few words?"
-Emily Brontë, from Wuthering Heights  (via mirroir)
Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:  What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:  NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:  Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:  I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:  Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:  Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:  /dinosaur screams/